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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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LUDA! When I was thirteen, I had my first love. There was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us, no-one could ever come above. She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck, she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks.
« Czech »
LUDA! Kdy JÁ was třináct , JÁ mněl jsem má nejdříve Amor. Tam was nicka aby v porovnání s má děťátko a nicka came mezi námi , ne - jeden could jakkoli ale jděte nad. Ona mněl jsem mne existující bláznivý , ach JÁ was asterisk struck , ona vzbudil mne autobus deník don’t potřebovat ne Starbucks.
LUDA! When SELF was thirteen , SELF had has first Love. About was nought that compared with has baby plus nought came in our midst , no a inch somehow come above. She had me subsistent mad , oh SELF was star nipples , she woken me bus journal don’t want no Starbucks.
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Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
« Spanish »
¡Bastante es bastante! ¡Lo he tenido con éstos las serpientes de mierda de la madre en este plano de mierda de la madre!
It is enough enough! I have had it with these the excrement serpents of the mother in this excrement plane of the mother!
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108
The moment i start to erect, the earth start shaking
« Latin »
moment I origin to erect , the world origin curly-haired
by Gorgi
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108
If you pull my finger, you will hear a tuba.
« Croatian »
If you twitch my finger , these volition listen with both ears snub.
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108
how about a glass of whisky
« Croatian »
of how about water-glass with whisky
by Dejan
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108
Would you like to have sex with me?
« Chinese (traditional) »
您要不要有與我的性?
You must have the nature and I?
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108
Humans are making mistakes, God is not.
« Latin »
Humanus es condita erroris , Deus est non.
Human are laid up stores error , God is not.
by tiggerbiggo
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108
Hot liquid poo.
« Welsh »
'n boeth gwlyb poo.
' heartburn hot wet poo.
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108
Ben had foreskin and then i took an arrow to the knee.
« Czech »
Ben mněl jsem předkožka a někdy já took neurč. člen šíp až k člen určitý koleno.
Ben had foreskin plus sometimes self took neurč. member shaft to the knee.
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the car is moving at high speed.
« Norwegian »
bilen flytter for høy fart.
auto displace for hay speed.
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