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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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i like to give a blowjob
« Filipino »
me like toward provision a blow
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What are we going to eat tomorrow for dinner?
« Japanese »
私達は何を夕食のために明日食べる行っているか。
We tomorrow eat what because of dinner, it has gone?
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The King held massive balls in his court.
« Turkish »
belgili tanımlık kral held som taşaklar içinde onun mahkeme.
the king held salmon bollocks in his court of justice.
by Satyr
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Iba por la calle cuando me gritaste: ¡HOLA! -¡Qué horror cuando te vi! Fui disimulando para no pararme, -¿Qué haces por aquí? Te acercaste a mí: -Mira mi modelo, mira qué vestido, es súper caro y no es nada feo. Casi vomito al verlo, pero qué pija pensé.
« Korean »
그것은 거리를 거쳐 당신이 저에게 질호할 때 갔다: 여보세요! - 나가 당신을 볼 때 무슨 공포! 나는 저에게 멈추지 않기 위하여 가장하고 있었다, - 당신은 무엇 이렇게 하면? 당신은 접근했다: - 최고 비싸는 무슨 복장, 없고 추악한 아무것도 아닌 나의 모형, 시계를 보십시오. 나는 거의 그것을 본 때 구토한다, 그러나 무슨 pija I 생각.
Pasó por una distancia y al gritar en esto yo de usted, fue: ¡Enlace de la mujer! ¡- Saldrá y al verle, miedo! ¿I para que disfrazaba para no estar en mí a no parar, cuando - usted hace lo que como esto? Usted se acercó: - La tapa a ser costosa allí no es vestido, y para considerar mi modelo y el reloj que no son cualquier cosa que es feo. Vomito al casi ver la, pero pensamientos del pija I.
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why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
« Japanese »
飲み物およびドライブなぜたばこを吸い、飛ぶことができる場合の
When it is possible the beverage and drive why to inhale the tobacco, to fly
by nyana
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Work toward world peace.
« Slovenian »
work with world retirement.
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You are so pretty, please go on a date with me!
« Hungarian »
Olyan rossz vagy szép , legyen szíves tart egy időpont velem!
You're so bad she's nice , please take one time with me!
by Emily
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I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I'll never know.
« Korean »
나는 수의와 가진 약속이 있다. 그 말이 닥터에 어울린 방법, I' ll는 결코 알지 않으며다.
I with veterinarian is promise which has. The method where the end matches in doctor, I' ll does not know assuredly and not to be is.
by Stephen
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that water bottle is foul
« Welsh »
a ddyfrha botelu ydy budra
I go I water bottle he is being I dirty
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lick my pussy lips with your wet soft tongue
« Portuguese »
lamba meus bordos do bichano com sua lingüeta macia molhada
it licks my edges of the pussy with its wet soft tongue-piece
by Kelsey
Nice shirts like you!