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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Cats have nine lives.
« Italian »
The cats have nine screw.
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Iba por la calle cuando me gritaste: ¡HOLA! -¡Qué horror cuando te vi! Fui disimulando para no pararme, -¿Qué haces por aquí? Te acercaste a mí: -Mira mi modelo, mira qué vestido, es súper caro y no es nada feo. Casi vomito al verlo, pero qué pija pensé.
« Korean »
그것은 거리를 거쳐 당신이 저에게 질호할 때 갔다: 여보세요! - 나가 당신을 볼 때 무슨 공포! 나는 저에게 멈추지 않기 위하여 가장하고 있었다, - 당신은 무엇 이렇게 하면? 당신은 접근했다: - 최고 비싸는 무슨 복장, 없고 추악한 아무것도 아닌 나의 모형, 시계를 보십시오. 나는 거의 그것을 본 때 구토한다, 그러나 무슨 pija I 생각.
Pasó por una distancia y al gritar en esto yo de usted, fue: ¡Enlace de la mujer! ¡- Saldrá y al verle, miedo! ¿I para que disfrazaba para no estar en mí a no parar, cuando - usted hace lo que como esto? Usted se acercó: - La tapa a ser costosa allí no es vestido, y para considerar mi modelo y el reloj que no son cualquier cosa que es feo. Vomito al casi ver la, pero pensamientos del pija I.
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Shout out!
« Portuguese »
Grito para fora!
Shout for is!
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That's the news from Lake Wobegon
« Russian »
То будет весточка от озера Wobegon
That there will be news from lake Wobegon
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will you blow me in the parking lot?
« Korean »
A non l thing which it will carry inside the parking lot which it spreads out?
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Everytime I try something different, I am sometimes amused, and other times not
« Japanese »
Everytime I の試み別の何か私は時々、他の時間ない楽しみ
Attempt another something of Everytime I I occasionally the pleasure which is not other time
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How much would it cost me to have you lick my penis?
« Korean »
얼마이라고 그것은 당신에게 나의 남근을 핥아 달라고 하도록 저를 요할는가 것입니다?
As how much it to lick penis your and in order to do, will need me is the thing?
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Sexual intercourse causes heart attacks if you are fat
« Italian »
Le richieste sessuali causano gli attacchi di cuore se siete grasso
The sexual demands cause the heart attacks if you are fat
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I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I'll never know.
« Korean »
나는 수의와 가진 약속이 있다. 그 말이 닥터에 어울린 방법, I' ll는 결코 알지 않으며다.
I with veterinarian is promise which has. The method where the end matches in doctor, I' ll does not know assuredly and not to be is.
by Stephen
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if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
« Finnish »
tokko i-kirjain mainittu te had ihana aine te estää se vastaan we
if i - letter said you had glorious stuff you hold it versus me
Nice shirts like you!