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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Chinese (simplified) »
在您的阴道您要不要我投入我的阴茎?
You want me in yours vagina to invest my penis?
I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside
« Hungarian »
Tudom amit -a képességek -ból visszatartás van mint nedves mint egy warthog's hátsó udvar
I know that the powers ból retention there is than madid than one warthog's door-yard
poo comes out of your butt and goes into the ocean
« Croatian »
poo dogoditi se vanjska strana od tvoj uporište i odlazi u ocean
poo happen surface with yours lodgment plus I depart at into a ocean
Gangsta Rap
« Italian »
Colpo secco di Gangsta
Dry blow of Gangsta
I have three penises.
« Japanese »
私に3つの陰茎がある。
There are three penes in me.
fördriva tiden
« Czech »
chvíle, dobra, zatímco, kdežto, mezitím, ale, avšak, čas, doba, dokud, meškat, mezi tím, pokud, prodlévat, strávit čas, zatím, zatím co
fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , hur... än , inte desto mindre , fördriva tiden , stava , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , så lång så , fördriva tiden , fördriva tiden , under tiden , fördriva tiden
your destination is the gensokyo nineball, cirno.
« Japanese »
あなたの行先はgensokyoのnineball、cirnoである。
Your destination is nineball and cirno of gensokyo.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
« Serbian »
Kako velik deo drvo jedan virginijski svizac bacati , da jedan virginijski svizac mogao bacati drvo?
How whooper deal timber a Virginian marmot shoot , yes a Virginian marmot could shoot timber?
Maybe that hooker actually did have herpes. Son of a bitch.
« Japanese »
多分その売春婦に実際にヘルペスがあった。 ろくでなし。
Perhaps really there was a herpes in that prostitute. It is not the [ro] [ku].
by Matt
Wanna like my feet with your hot ass tongue
« Spanish »
Quiera tener gusto de mis pies con su lengüeta caliente del asno
It wants to have taste of my feet with its hot tongue-piece of the ass
Nice shirts like you!