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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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flip flop
« Spanish »
fracaso de tirón
pull failure
Playing with yourself is fun
« Chinese (simplified) »
使用与你自己是乐趣
The use and you are the pleasure
i love to walk the dog to the park
« French »
j'aime marcher le chien au parc
j' like to go the dog to the park
Proud To Be American Ashamed Of My Government
« Spanish »
Orgulloso estar avergonzado americano de mi gobierno
Proud to be ashamed American of my government
Has anyone ever told you that you are angry when you are beautiful?
« Danish »
Har en nogen sinde fortalt jer at du er gal i hovedet hvor du er smuk?
Has a ever told you that you are mad where you are good-looking?
snap crackle pop
« Portuguese »
PNF instantâneo do crackle
Instantaneous PNF of crackle
I hear eating fish is very good for you.
« Japanese »
私は食べてあなたのために非常によいがあることを聞く魚を。
I eating, am very good because of you, but the fish which inquires about a certain thing.
by Barrett
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Japanese »
一度prickがあった従って長く彼がそれを吸うことができるNantucketから人あった。 彼はにやにや笑いと私の耳がcunt彼が彼の顎を拭いたと同時に言った、私はそれと性交してもよい。
The person it was from Nantucket which was one time prick and therefore he can inhale that long. He said that the grinningly laughing my ear cunt he wiped that jaw, simultaneously, I may have sexual intercourse that.
by Bob Smith
I slit the sheet the sheet I slit upon the slitted sheet I sit
« Spanish »
Rajé la hoja la hoja que rajo sobre la hoja slitted me siento
I cracked the leaf the leaf that I crack on the leaf slitted I feel
by John Wheeler
you are a stupid dumbass
« Danish »
du er en indskrænket tavs
you are a limited silent
Nice shirts like you!