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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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sandra bullock
« Japanese »
サンドラの去勢牛
Steer of sun gong
That would be harsher punishment for parole violators. And world peace.
« Spanish »
Ése sería un castigo más áspero para los violadores de libertad condicional. Y paz del mundo.
That one would be a rougher punishment for the rapists of conditional freedom. And peace of the world.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
« Spanish »
Gatitos don' t tiene gusto de dicks, porque los gatitos consiguen cogidos por los dicks. Pero los dicks también cogen a assholes. Si usted don' t nos dejó coger a este asshole, we' ¡el re ir a hacer nuestros dicks y gatitos cubrir todo en mierda!
Kittens don' t has taste of dicks, because the kittens obtain taken by dicks. But dicks also takes assholes. If you don' t let take to us this asshole, we' re to go to make ours dicks and kittens cover everything in excrement!
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
« Greek »
Εάν Harry Potter' το s τόσο μαγικό, γιατί λοξοτομήστε αυτός θεραπεύει την όρασή του και παίρνει τοποθετημένο. Ένας εφηβικός παλληκάρι δεν πρέπει να χρειαστεί ένα σκουπόξυλο για να προσκολληθεί επάνω.
If Harry Potter&? #039 s so much magic, because [loxotomiste] this cures his sight and it takes placed. One adolescent lad should not need a broomstick in order to it is attached above.
Meu umbigo é dengoso. Meu chapéu é de seda. Meu pé tem chulé. Azeitona.
« Japanese »
鉱山のumbigoは影響を受けている。 私の帽子は絹である。 私のフィートにchuléがある。 オリーブ。
Umbigo da mina recebeu a influência. Meu chapéu é a seda. Há um chulé em meus pés. Azeitona.
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
Feed the Fish Get a shirt!
« Filipino »
pakanin ang mangisda kumuha a umiwas!
feed the fish withdraw a shun!
by your mom
I am Jack Frost the bringer of snow and ice, watch me skip naked down the lane with snow flowing from my hands and feet.
« Korean »
나에 의하여 서리 눈의 bringer이고 저가 나의 손 및 발에서 흐르는 눈을 가진 차선 얼리고, 적나라한 아래를 건너뛸 것을 본다.
In compliance with me bringer of the frost eyes and the lane which has the eye which flows from the hand and the foot of low price will freeze, sees the fact that will jump over the lower part which is naked.
Can I rape your grandmother?
« Czech »
Pocínovat JÁ loupež tvùj babièka?
Tin SELF robbery yours granny?
feed the fish get a shirt
« Icelandic »
fæða the fiskur fá a skyrta
give birth to the fishy get a shirt
Nice shirts like you!