There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
一度prickがあった従って長く彼がそれを吸うことができるNantucketから人あった。 彼はにやにや笑いと私の耳がcunt彼が彼の顎を拭いたと同時に言った、私はそれと性交してもよい。
The person it was from Nantucket which was one time prick and therefore he can inhale that long. He said that the grinningly laughing my ear cunt he wiped that jaw, simultaneously, I may have sexual intercourse that.
by Bob Smith
your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries
su madre era un hampster, y su eperlano del padre de bayas del saúco
her mother was to hampster, and her eperlano of the father of berries of the elder
Incredible amounts of boredom can lead to heart attacks and severe darkening of the faeces. Watch out!
Les quantités incroyables d'ennui peuvent mener aux crises cardiaques et à la ternissure grave des fèces. Observez dehors !
Incredible quantities d' trouble can lead to the heart attacks and with the dull spot engraves deposit. Observe outside!
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
U bent een ongelooflijk mooie vrouw. Zou u bij me zich voor een drank
aansluiten?
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you dovetail yourself me
for a spirits?
snap crackle pop
onverwachte pop ritselen
unexpected headstock rustles
Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
Thi是我的侦探，他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
To be or not to be!
by niko
To be or not to be!
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭!
The survival destroys!
by niko
But the kid isn't my son.
ama belgili tanýmlýk çocuk isn't benim oðul.
but the infant isn't my swarm of bees.
by Jeet
Some people like their cucumbers better pickled.
一些人民喜欢他们黄瓜更好烂醉如泥。
Some people like their cucumber being better are dead drunk.
