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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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to be or not to be
« Romanian »
la spre a fi sau nu la spre a fi
at at be or non at at be
My friend Kait is a skanky-ass hoebag.
« Japanese »
私の友人Kaitはskankyろばのhoebagである。
My friend Kait is hoebag of the skanky donkey.
ivo sanader i milan bandić najveći kriminalci poslije sopranosa
« Croatian »
ivo izlječiv ja milanski razbojnik najveći kriminalci poslije sopranosa
ivo curable I Milanese bandit at the most crime then sopranosa
by ava
Poop is delicious
« Croatian »
Krma je slastan
Stern had toothsome
Overall the idea of sex with you causes me to have convulsions and inspires me to jump off a bridge or otherwise off myself.
« Japanese »
全面的あなたが付いている性の考えにより私に動乱がある、橋または別の方法で自分自身を離れて跳ぶように促す。
There is a disturbance in me depending upon the thought of the characteristic where extensive you have been attached, that it jumps the bridge or separated with another method, you urge from by yourself.
Can I have your number?
« Icelandic »
Geta ÉG hafa þinn tala?
Be able to I á brjósti thy irrational number?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
« Spanish »
¿Cuál es la velocidad de la velocidad aérea de un trago descargado?
Which is the speed of the aerial speed of an unloaded drink?
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
« Turkish »
su kuyusu I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık ruh , belgili tanımlık horoz , belgili tanımlık kedi , belgili tanımlık küçük -in a kadın sırt , belgili tanımlık idam eğmek top , yüksek fiber , iyi sonlandırmak , adl. şu belgili tanımlık roman -in Susan Sontag are kendi - müsamaha overrated bok. I inanmak Lee hasat Oswald acted tek başına. I inanmak orada -meli -e doğru var olmak a hukuk devleti değişiklik kanun kaçağı Astroturf ve belgili tanımlık tayin hitter. I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık tatlı yer , yumuşak - göbek pornografi , açılış senin armağan Noel sabah tercihan --dan Noel arife ve I inanmak içinde uzun , yavaş , derin , yumuşak , ıslak öpmek adl. şu son üç yaşam
well I believe in the soul , the cock , the cat , the small den a woman back , the execution bend ball , high fibreglass , good scotch , many. that the novel den Thirsty Sontag are self indulgence overrated excrement. I believe Lee reaping Oswald acted alone. I believe there meli had straight exist a constitutional alteration outlaw Astroturf and the appointment hitter. I believe in the sweet earth , soft navel pornography , opening thine present Christmas morning rather dan Christmas eve and I believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kiss many. that end three life
insert my penis into your mouth
« Japanese »
あなたの口に私の陰茎を挿入しなさい
Insert my penis in your mouth
I want to put my penis in your mouth
« Japanese »
私はあなたの口に私の陰茎を置きたいと思う
I think that we would like to put my penis on your mouth,
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