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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Walk with me.
« Japanese »
私が付いている歩行。
Walking where I have been attached.
Feed the salmon and get a postcard from my grandmother's boobs!
« Korean »
연어를 먹이고 나의 grandmother'에게서 그림엽서를 얻으십시오; s는 멍청이짓을 한다!
Feeds a compound word, grandmother& Get the postcard in from #039; s does a fool act! where
by Carson
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
« Japanese »
Carpeのdiem。 日、男の子を握りなさい。 あなたの生命を異常にさせなさい。
Diem of Carpe. Day, grasp the boy. Make your life abnormal.
Today, is the day we make our grave. We will not fall back, we will not falter. Be the blood that falls today, for it be held to us, for we brothers shall hold this ground. This will be our resting place.
« German »
Heute ist der Tag, den wir unser Grab bilden. Wir fallen nicht, wir schwanken nicht zurück. Seien Sie das Blut, das heute fällt, für es wird gehalten zu uns, denn wir Brüder halten diesen Boden. Dieses ist unser Ruheplatz.
Today is the day, which we form our grave. We do not fall, we vary not back. You are the blood, which falls today, for it held to us, because we brothers hold this ground. This is our quiescent place.
your mom is so fat, she's got her own zipcode!
« Welsh »
'ch mom ydy fel bloneg , hi s got 'i addef zipcode!
' dogs bomb he is being like lard , she sound coat ' I confess zipcode!
by StupiDanger
The Onion is a false news organization that makes humorous news stories.
« Chinese (simplified) »
葱是做幽默新闻报导的一个错误新闻组织。
The onion is makes the humorous newspaper report a wrong news organization.
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
« Bulgarian »
Òè ñòå an íåâåðîÿòåí õóáàâ æåíà. Óæ òè ñâúðçâàì me çà a ïèÿ?
You ñòå an íåâåðîÿòåí pretty æåíà. As if you bind me çà a ïèÿ?
Poker in the front and liquor in the rear
« Danish »
Stød i den forside og lakrids bagude
Butt to the face and liquorice in the rear
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« German »
Oh schiß mein Gott, i gerade meine Hosen!
Oh shit my God, i straight my trousers!
Poker in the front and liquor in the rear
« Icelandic »
Póker í the andlit og áfengi í the bakhluti
Poker into the face and spirits into the tail end
Nice shirts like you!