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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
But the kid isn't my son.
« Turkish »
ama belgili tanýmlýk çocuk isn't benim oðul.
but the infant isn't my swarm of bees.
by Jeet
Look out! A burrito!
« Czech »
Dávat pozor! JEDEN drsný okraj!
Attempt to overthrow the government! A burr!
click my penis
« Icelandic »
smellur minn getnaðarlimur
crack my phallus
by Carlton
This is a warning, which I was warned by my advisor to warn you about. You have been warned.
« Czech »
Tato is jeden výstraha , kdo JÁ was varoval do má poradce až k varovat tebe kolem. Tebe mít been varoval.
This is a warning , whoa SELF was warned up has advisors to warn you aromatically. You hold been warned.
Where's my money, bitch?
« Turkish »
nereye benim para , dişi köpek?
whither my monetary , female dog?
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Dutch »
Houd me dichter uiterst kleine danser. Tel de koplampen op de weg. Bepaal me in bladen van linnen. U had vandaag een bezige dag
Me keeps dense extremely small dancer. Tel the head lamps on the way. Stipulate me in bladen of linnen. YOU had today a busy day
by Kat
once upon a time they lived happily ever after
« Italian »
una volta hanno vissuto felicemente mai dopo
once they have lived happily never after
Que porra é essa???
« Portuguese »
Essa do é do porra de Que???
This of it is of porra of That?
by Andre Brasil
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
« Korean »
ye가 일지모른는 동안 집결 ye 장미꽃 봉오리
ye did not know the log the period concentration ye rose flower buds
Nice shirts like you!