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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Never Gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
« Czech »
Nikdy Gonna darovat tebe autobus , Nikdy gonna dovolit tebe dole , nikdy gonna zalomit štoček a neobydlený tebe
Never Gonna provide you bus , Never gonna allow you underneath , never gonna run around plus waste you
Aquele que não sabe o que quer, realmente não sabe o que quer!
« Chinese (simplified) »
不知道的那一个什么它想要,它真正地不知道什么它想要!
Não soube que alguns que quiser, ele não soube que verdadeiramente alguns quer!
Push comes to shove
« Danish »
Gåpåmod kommer hen til skovl
Drive upcoming to shovel
You have an egg head!
« Japanese »
卵の頭部を有する!
It possesses the head of the egg!
before i forget
« Danish »
i nærværelse af jeg lade ligge
before i pass over
by Dennis
Your mum is less dirty than a calf on heat fucking a blender!
« Welsh »
'ch mum ydy 'n llai baedda na chroth acha boethi fucking chymysgwr!
' dogs mum he is being ' heartburn less I beat I do womb astride heat fucking mixer!
I would like to bang your ass.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのろばを強打することを望む。
I desire the fact that your donkey is hit hard.
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
« Portuguese »
Seja sempre cuidadoso da Software Engineer que carreg uma chave de fenda.
Either always careful of the Engineer Software that carreg a crack key.
I am great in bed. I would like to sleep with you.
« Japanese »
私はベッドで大きい。 私はあなたと眠ることを望む。
I am large with the bed. I you desire the fact that you sleep.
by ben
Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
« Croatian »
Život nije odmjeren mimo dah te uzeti ali mimo tren taj uzeti tvoj dah daleko.
Curriculum vitae is not undemonstrative past whiffle these to take limit past wink this to take yours whiffle far away.
Nice shirts like you!