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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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make me a sandwich
« Japanese »
私にサンドイッチをしなさい
Do the sandwich in me
Please do not open the jar as it contains a host of poisonous snakes
« Japanese »
有害なヘビの多くを含んでいるように瓶を開けてはいけない
As included many of the harmful snake, the bottle does not have to be opened,
That's what she said.
« Norwegian »
Ja nettopp hva hun sa.
Quite so what she said.
That girl has lips like a camel, and her breath smells of cox and cigarettes.
« Hungarian »
Amit lány birtokol ajkak szeret egy teve , és őt lélegzet szag -ból kormányozni és cigaretták.
That gal possesses lips loves one camel , and him wind whiff ból coxswain and cigarettes.
Guns don't kill people,i kill people with guns!
« German »
Schießt don' t-Tötungleute, töte ich Leute mit Gewehren!
Don' shoots; T-Tötungleute, I kill people with rifles!
by odiriuss
Shaken, not stirred.
« Italian »
Agitato, non mescolato.
Mental patient, not stirred.
may i insert my enormous penis into your tiny vagina?
« Czech »
moci já dodat má ohavný pyj do tvůj drobounký pochva?
may self supply has hideous phallus up yours tiny stall?
I want to bang your ass so hard you cum.
« Japanese »
私は付きのあなたのろばをそう懸命に強打したいと思う。
I think that we would like to hit hard your donkey of the attachment so eagerly.
by Dan
you are bullshit of sheap
« Serbian »
te biti sranje nad afrički drvo
you subsist bullshit on african timber
I shouldst believe that only by believing in thyself, can thou succeed in yon life.
« Spanish »
El shouldst I cree eso solamente creyendo en thyself, puede mil tener éxito en vida yon.
Shouldst I only creates that believing in thyself, can thousands be successful while still alive yon.
by peter b
Nice shirts like you!