There will most likely be a lot of errors in this text, but this automatic translator is my only way to communicate at this point, and I hope I will be somewhat understandable, at least until I can find someone fluent in English or in French.
少なくとも私が誰かを英語またはフランス語で流暢見つけてもいいまで多分このテキストに多くの間違いがあるが、この自動訳者は私のこの時点で伝達し合う方法だけであり私が幾分理解しやすいことを私は望む。
At least, until I whoever fluency may find with English or French, perhaps there are many mistakes in this text, but this automatic translator is just the method to transmit at my this point in time and I desire the fact that I am easy to understand somewhat.
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
Anghofia hiachâd feddygfeydd a gyms. Hystlen ydy 'r enilla feddyginiaetha. Hun da nos chan hystlen a 'ch broblemau ydy cerddedig.
I forget health clinics I go gyms. Sex he is being ' group I win I cure. Self good night with sex I go ' dogs problems he is being walked.