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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I donated and three days later I found a cock up my ass.
« Russian »
Я подарил и 3 дня более поздно я нашел кран вверх по моему ишаку.
I presented and 3 days more late I found crane upward from my ass.
what, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn batman!
« Japanese »
何、密であるか。 または何か遅れるか。 だれ私をある考えるか。 I' m goddamn従卒!
What, it is dense? Or something it is late? It is in love with, you think everyone's I? I' m goddamn secondary soldier/finishing!
A man does not do kissing, he fucks, and he fucks hard
« French »
Un homme ne fait pas des baisers, il baise, et il baise dur
A man does not make kisses, he kisses, and he kisses hard
your mother is a trout and you father eats pickled parsnips
« Japanese »
あなたの母はマスであり、父漬物のパースニップを食べる
Your mother is mass, the pass nip of the father pickle is eaten
quel pasticcino lo mangerei con gli occhi!
« Czech »
až k aby JÁ chtěl bych hlodat ono kyselý jít s duchem času eyes!
a quell'AUTO prederebbe yon si inacidicono con gli occhi di età!
something stinks
« Japanese »
何かは悪臭を放つ
Something shoots stench
no
« Chinese (simplified) »
Otherwise
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that any man in possession of a sizable fortune must be in want of a wife.
« Japanese »
それは妻が必要で一般にかなり大きい幸運を所有して、そのあらゆる人認められる真実あるなるである。
As for that the wife being necessary, generally owning rather large good fortune, that all person there is a truth which is recognized it becomes, is.
I am looking foward to having sex with you in the evening.
« Croatian »
Ja sam obličje foward to vlasništvo spol sa te navečer.
I am a format foward this legal estate sex from an these in the evening.
no one is taller than the last man standing
« Danish »
ingen er højere end den sidst menneskene oprejst
none is more loudly than the ultimate man erect
Nice shirts like you!