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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You are a cool cat. Would you like to have a game of Monopoly?
« Russian »
Вы холодный кот. И вы любите иметь игру монополии?
You are cold tomcat. And you do love to play of monopoly?
by Jess
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109
I have a huge head ache
« Japanese »
私は巨大なヘッド痛みを有する
I possess enormous head pain
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108
Women and Men do it in bed.
« Romanian »
Femei şi Bărbaţi a face it înăuntru pat.
Women and Men get it in butt.
by Grant
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108
Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
« Spanish »
¡Bastante es bastante! ¡Lo he tenido con éstos las serpientes de mierda de la madre en este plano de mierda de la madre!
It is enough enough! I have had it with these the excrement serpents of the mother in this excrement plane of the mother!
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108
The moment i start to erect, the earth start shaking
« Latin »
moment I origin to erect , the world origin curly-haired
by Gorgi
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108
If you pull my finger, you will hear a tuba.
« Croatian »
If you twitch my finger , these volition listen with both ears snub.
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108
how about a glass of whisky
« Croatian »
of how about water-glass with whisky
by Dejan
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108
How much would it cost me to have you lick my penis?
« Korean »
얼마이라고 그것은 당신에게 나의 남근을 핥아 달라고 하도록 저를 요할는가 것입니다?
As how much it to lick penis your and in order to do, will need me is the thing?
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108
Would you like to have sex with me?
« Chinese (traditional) »
您要不要有與我的性?
You must have the nature and I?
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108
Humans are making mistakes, God is not.
« Latin »
Humanus es condita erroris , Deus est non.
Human are laid up stores error , God is not.
by tiggerbiggo
Nice shirts like you!