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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I want to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
« Japanese »
私は女性との性交を有したいと思う。
I think that we would like to possess the sexual intercourse of the woman.
john mccain
« Czech »
Jan mccain
Lavatory mccain
I'm really looking forward to tomorrow's weather; aren't you?
« Greek »
I' μ που αναμένει με ενδιαφέρον πραγματικά tomorrow' καιρός του s aren' τ εσείς;
I&? #039 m that it really expects with interest tomorrow&? #039 time s aren&? #039 t you?
I am the walrus. I am the egg man. Koo koo ka choo.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我是海象。 我是蛋人。 Koo koo钾choo。
I am the walrus. I am the egg person. Koo koo potassium choo.
I take you to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.
« Korean »
나는 나의 남편이고기 위하여, 이제부터, 좋건 나쁘건 가지고 있고기 위하여 그리고, 더 부유한을 위해, 더 가난한을 위해, 건강할때나 아플때나, 사랑에 붙들고 품기 위하여 당신을 가지고 간다; 이제부터 죽음까지 저희를 부분 하십시오.
I hang and in order me the husband the meat, from now, [coh] or the [ppu] i hang and i am having and in order and, more floated respects, was poorer i respect and, when being healthy, when being sick, in love to catch, you and in order to cherish i have i go; From now until dead us part do.
Please have a drink with me. I understand that you are a real estate agent.
« Czech »
Být pøíjemný mít jeden doušek s mne. JÁ dovídat se aby tebe ar jeden správce statku.
Please hold a tope with me. SELF understand that you are a seneschal.
i like to fish. Therefor you make no sense
« Korean »
나는 낚시질하고 싶다. 그 때문에 당신은 이해되지 않는다
I do and hook quality. You do not understand because of that
by Kelley
Feeling lucky, punk?
« Japanese »
幸運にのパンク感じるか。
You feel the flat tire fortunately?
i want some vokda and a Polaroid.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我想要某一vokda和人造偏光板。
I want some vokda and the man-made leaning worn out fur woman with no pubic hair.
by Kelley
You old coot!
« Korean »
당신 오래된 검둥오리!
You old American coot!
Nice shirts like you!