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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.
« Japanese »
私は悪い残存物と今朝目覚め、私の陰茎は再度行方不明だった。
I awoke bad remains ones and now morning, my penis for the second time was the whereabouts unclear.
If you want my body and you think im sexy, come on baby let me know
« Italian »
Se volete il mio corpo e pensate im sexy, prossimo sul bambino lo lasciate sapere
If you want my body and thoughts im sexy, next on the left child the knowledge
Yes, language is indeed a creative thing!
« Danish »
Ja , sprog er i sandhed en skabende genstand!
Certainly , languages are you truth a creative drink!
I like to choke the chicken and slap the monkey
« German »
Ich mag das Huhn erdrosseln und den Affen schlagen
I may strangle the chicken and strike the ape
Lucky that my lips not only mumble They spill kisses like a fountain Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when I need it And these two eyes that for no other The day you leave will cry a river
« Latin »
Felicis ut meus labiae non tantum mumble They spill basium amo a fontis Felicis ut meus pectus es vegrandis quod humilis Sic vos don't turbo lemma per mons montis Felicis EGO have validus legs amo meus matris Ut run pro occulto ut EGO postulo is Quod illa duos eyes ut pro haud alius dies vos licentia mos vox a flumen
Lucky when my lips not only mumble They spill kiss to love a fountain Lucky when my pectoris are diminutive and lowly So you don't whirling motion theme very mountain Lucky I fui mighty legs to love my mother When run for to hide when I to ask this And that two eyes when for no other day you license will cry a river
you complete me
« Japanese »
私を完了する
I am completed
hey, whats up?!
« Japanese »
ある何が、ちょっとか。!
A certain something, just a little?!
by Sarah
I would not even serve it to a fucking pig.
« Spanish »
Incluso no lo serviría a un cerdo de mierda.
It would not even serve a pig as excrement.
by emsi
Do not dry your cat in the microwave oven.
« Icelandic »
Gera ekki þurr þinn köttur í the örbylgjuofn.
Do not waterless thy puss into the microwave oven.
i like you A LOT
« Spanish »
tengo gusto de usted mucho
I have taste of you much
Nice shirts like you!