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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Explosions in the rain.
« Norwegian »
Sprengning inne regnbuen.
Blasting in rainbow.
I ripped a deaf man's heart out and fed it to his pet octopus.
« Greek »
Έσχισα ένα κωφό man' καρδιά του s έξω και ταϊσμένος το στο χταπόδι κατοικίδιων ζώων του.
[Eschisa] one deaf man&? #039 heart s outside and fed in the octopus of his domestic animals.
I have an enormous lion in my trousers.
« Hungarian »
Nekem van egy hatalmas oroszlán -ban nadrágom.
I have one gigantic Leo ban my trousers.
hello
« Korean »
여보세요
Hello
You can ride my man cannon
« Greek »
Μπορείτε να οδηγήσετε το πυροβόλο ατόμων μου
Can lead my firearm of individuals
Patrick Stewart is Jean-Luc Picard Captain and Commanding officer. Jonathan Frakes is William Riker first officer. LeVar Burton is Geordi La Forge chief engineer. Michael Dorn is Worf, Klingon, security and tactical officer. Gates McFadden is Beverly Crusher Chief medical officer. Marina Sirtis is Deanna Troi, Half-Betazoid / half-Human, Ship counselor. Brent Spiner is Data and Lore, Android Second officer.
« Slovenian »
patricijski strežaj je moèno platno Luc bolezensko poželjenje po nenaravni hrani kapitan ter gospodovalen uslužbenec. jonatan Frakes je napad živènosti Riker prvi èastnik na ladji. popihati jo da ne bi plaèal škripèevje je Jurij poglej ješa strojni upravitelj. Mihelovo Dorn je Worf Klingon , varnost ter taktika uslužbenec. ura ko se sklepajo vrata collegea McFadden je pijaèa drobilec starešina uradni zdravnik. marinirano meso ribe Sirtis je dekan Troi , pol Betazoid pol - èloveški , ladja nasvet. Brent hrbtenica je novice ter znanje Android seconda uslužbenec.
patrician steward there is jean Luc pica ship-master and overruling officer. Jonathan Spiketail there is thrust nervousness Riker first officer. vamoose lest stipend whip and derry there is George look here forge chief engineer. Michaelmas Dorn there is Worf Wedge , security and taktika officer. gates McFadden there is wetting jaw-breaker senior medical officer. marinade Sirtis there is dean Troi , terminal Betazoid terminal mortally , ship tip. Wooden tub vretence there is data and science Android second officer.
by Fluf
You are awesomely beautiful
« Welsh »
Ach awesomely 'n arddun
You are being awesomely ' heartburn sublime
Toklok, I promise you that I will hold on until the end of time.
« Slovenian »
Toklok , to ti zagotavljam to jaz hoteti vztrajati do prenehati od čas.
Toklok , I promise you this yours truly yammer to take a strong line with s.o. up to wither up with while.
by Pirka
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
« Filipino »
A pampook lalaki sipain ako di ang kulata magtagal linggo
A local masculine kick me in the butt protract week
by AD2353
Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down and I would like to take a minute just sit right there I will tell you how i became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground my momma said most of my days chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started making trouble in our neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, i yelled to the cabbie Yo home, smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
« Japanese »
今度はこれは私がベル・エアと呼ばれた町の王子にいかになったか得られた私の生命がいかにについての逆さまにねじれた私がちょうど坐らせる正しくそこで私を言う分かかることを望むか物語完全にであり。 運動場で耐えられ、上がった西のフィラデルヒィアでは私のmommaは冷える私の日のほとんどをmaxing言い、二三人の人がよいよまでの彼ら私達の近隣の悩みに私をさせ始められなかったときに学校の外のb球を撃つすべての涼しいおよびすべてを緩めることは得られた1つの少し戦いおよび私のお母さんでおびえさせた彼女を言ったベル・エアのあなたの伯母さんそして叔父さんとのあなたの移動を得た 何でもベル・エアに私、忘れていればそれをyoの家このタクシーはまれだったが、私はnahを考えたと言うことができれば私にタクシーのために笛を吹き、ナンバープレートの近くに来たときに新しい言い、そしてミラーでダイスがあった! 私は7についての家に抜いたまたは8、私はcabbieのYoの家に、後でかぐ叫んだ! 私が最終的にそこにベル・エアの王子として私の王位で置かれることいた私の王国を見た
This time as for this, how you became Oji of the town where I was called the bell air my life which is obtained how concerning whether the amount which just says me there where I who am twisted upside down make sit down exactly you desire the fact that it is required it is the story complete. It withstands at the athletic field, with [huiraderuhiia] the west which rises the majority of my days which become cold maxing it calls my momma, 23 people are good, to point to me to trouble of their our neighborhoods, when being begun, everything which shoots the b sphere outside the school it is cool and as for loosening everything if one a little fight which is obtained and with anything which obtains your movement your aunt of the bell air which said her whom it makes can have with my mother and from the uncle me, you had forgotten in the bell air, that this taxi of the house of yo be fixed was, butIf as for me it can do to think of nah, when in me you blow the whistle because of the taxi, coming to the vicinity of the license plate there were dies with the new saying, and mirror! I pulled out in the house concerning 7 or 8, I shouted in the house of Yo of cabbie, after the [gu] hugely! I finally placing in there with my throne as Oji of the bell air you looked at my kingdom which is
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