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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Then a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood .
« Japanese »
それからよいよまでなかった二三人の人は私の近隣の悩みを作り始めた。
Then it is good, to 23 people who are not started making the trouble of my neighborhood.
Friends do not let friends drive drunk.
« Spanish »
Los amigos no dejan la impulsión de los amigos bebida.
The friendly do not leave the impulsion of the friendly drunk.
Shoot! I forgot to put on a jacket now I am going to die of Hypothermia!
« Danish »
jage JEG glemte hen til lukke op for en omslag nu Jeg er igangværende hen til omkomme i Hypothermia!
drive I forgot to switch on a wrapper actually I am in progress to perish to Hypothermia!
Reel Big Fish
« Japanese »
巻き枠の大きい魚
The fish where the spool is large
Juliana ate your mother's little furry
« Chinese (simplified) »
Juliana吃了您的mother' s毛茸的一点
Juliana has eaten your mother' a s furry spot
by Juli
Please do not kill me.
« Serbian »
Ugoditi ne ubiti mene.
Please do not gruel me.
i have been bombarded by a plethora of nightmares
« Italian »
sono stato bombardato da una pletora di incubi
they have been bombed from a plethora of incubi
Yes! It is truth! Today I am feeling myself so much enjoy and proudness! My huge and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is being victorious in All Provinces Yoga Tournament! See here photograph of winning yoga position, as featured in local gazette, “Revolting Peasant Today.” People sometimes under mistaken apprehension that my faithful (yet huge and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply common thug!
« Russian »
Да! Правда! Сегодня я себя ощупывание так много наслаждаюсь и proudness! Мой огромный и нетоварищеский телохранитель Sergei победоносен в всем турнире йоги провинций! См. здесь фотоснимок выигрывая положения йоги, как отличено в местной газетте, «мятежный селянин сегодня.» Люди иногда под ошибочным дурным предчувствием которого мой верный (но огромный и нетоварищеский) телохранитель просто общий бандит!
Yes! Pravda! Today I itself feeling so much delight in and proudness! My enormous and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is victorious in entire tournament the yogi of provinces! See here photograph winning positions yogi, as it is distinguished in the local gazette, “rebellious peasant today.” People sometimes under erroneous bad presentiment of which my loyal (but enormous and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply general bandit!
by Wendy Muzlanova
Carry on my wayward son.
« Portuguese »
Continue meu filho retrógrado.
He continues my retrograde son.
i am going to rape you up the fuck hole
« Icelandic »
ég er að fara til nauðga þú upp the ríða gat
I is snuggle up to go to rape you devise the screw opening
Nice shirts like you!