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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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There are six levels of fatness: Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, Damn, and Oh, Hell No!
« Korean »
비만의 6개 수준이 있다: , 그리고 오오 크고, 건강하고, 거칠고, 푹신하고, 지독한, 나락 아니오!
There are 6 levels of obesity: And come to be big, was healthy, was rough, thoroughly the liege man, severe, hell no!
by thathquatch
You will curse the day you did not do, all that the phantom asked of you!
« Finnish »
Te jälkisäädös kiroaminen aika te valmis ei ajaa , aivan että aave kallellaan -lta te!
You will cursing period you ready-made no drift , clean that spirit askew from you!
The Blue Pencil?
« Portuguese »
Corrigir?
To correct?
When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
shut the fuck up, before you get smacked the fuck up
« Korean »
당신에 의하여 위로 입맛을 다실 성교가 얻기 전에, 성교를 닫으십시오
In compliance with you before the teahouse sexual intercourse getting a comfort taste, close the sexual intercourse
I do not need to do drugs.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我不需要做药物。
I do not need to make the medicine.
by Ruffle
hits from the bong
« German »
Schläge vom Bong
Impacts of the Bong
I woke up this morning with a massive hangover.
« German »
Ich wachte heute morgen mit einem massiven Kater auf.
I woke up this morning with a substantial tomcat.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
« Italian »
Diem di Carpe. Grippi il giorno, ragazzi. Renda le vostre vite straordinarie.
Diem di Carpe. Grippi the day, boys. It renders your screw extraordinary.
I heard she fucked him so hard that he shouted.
« German »
Ich hörte, dass sie ihn so stark bumste, dass er schrie.
I heard that she bumste him so strongly that he cried.
Nice shirts like you!