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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Entertain us
« Japanese »
私達を心に抱きなさい
Hold us in heart
Would you like fries with that?
« Latin »
Would vos amo amicus per ut?
Would you to love male friend very when?
by Juffo
That bitch in the office next to me needs to have her face cock slapped.
« Japanese »
私の隣のオフィスの雌犬は彼女の表面雄ん鶏を持つ必要性強く打ったこと。
The female dog of the office of my next door struck her surface male is the necessity which has the chicken strongly.
by Matt
You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy
« Czech »
Tebe vŘdŘt člen určitý krotit a asi tolik činit já JEDEN mandlovat odevzdání jaký Im myslící of Tebe nechtěl bych brát tato dle jakýkoliv druhý dělat si dobrý den z někoho
You know the trash plus thereabouts amount self A mangled transmission what Im thinking of You wouldn't nibble this from whatsoever second scoff at something
She sells sea shells on the sea shore. The shells she sells are sea shells I am sure.
« Japanese »
彼女は海海岸の海の貝を販売する。 彼女が販売する貝は私が確実の海の貝である。
She sells the shellfish of the sea coastal sea. The shellfish which she sells me is the shellfish of the sea of certainty.
I like to have sex with scorpions.
« Japanese »
私は蠍が付いている性を有するのを好む。
I like the fact that it possesses the characteristic where the scorpion has been attached.
by Bleep
Sexy women aren't always great in bed.
« German »
Reizvolle Frauen aren' t immer groß im Bett.
Delightful Mrs. aren' t always largely in bed.
For once in my life I have something to say.
« Japanese »
今度ばかりは私の生命に私は何かを言うべき有する。
Only this time as for me it should be what to my life, it possesses.
The story of life : boy meets girl, boy gets stupid. Boy and girl live stupidly ever after.
« Croatian »
priče od život : dječak sastati se djevojka , dječak dobiva omamljen. Dječak i djevojka živ omamljen ikada nakon.
stories with curriculum vitae : youngster meet girlfriend , youngster gets torpid. Youngster plus girlfriend vivid torpid once afterwards.
Do you mind me looking at you?
« Korean »
당신은 당신을 봐 저를 꺼리는가?
You see you and you avoid me?
Nice shirts like you!