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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I ate a large shit, then shit.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我吃了大粪,然后拉屎了。
I have eaten the dung, then defecated.
I would like to stick my penis inside you
« Japanese »
私はあなたの中の私の陰茎を付けることを望む
I desire the fact that my penis in you is attached
Her vagina is surrounded by pubic hair
« Korean »
그녀의 질은 음모에 의해 포위된다
Her quality is enveloped in compliance with a conspiracy
Do you want to have sex with me?
« Dutch »
Wilt u geslacht met me hebben?
Wants you slaughtered with me have?
nobody is perfect
« Greek »
κανένας δεν είναι τέλειος
no one is not perfect
Jackpot!
« Italian »
Posta!
Mail!
And as for me, give me liberty or give me bermuda shorts.
« Japanese »
そして私に関しては、私に自由を与えるか、または私にバミューダパンツを与えなさい。
And in regard to me, give freedom to me, or to me give the Bermuda underpants.
what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for salad
« Chinese (simplified) »
什么是做在我的乳头的这些草莓我需要他们沙拉的
Anything does in mine nipple's these strawberries I needs their salad
The Tooth Fairy used to give kids nickels and quarters for their teeth, but now they want that coin with a bear on it.
« Chinese (traditional) »
齿妖过去常常給孩子他們的牙的鎳和處所,但是他們現在想要與涉及的那枚硬幣它。
The tooth monster gave the child frequently in the past their tooth's nickel and the quarter, but they want now with that coin which involved it.
The sight of ed's empty food bowl...He was always fed from a small bowl in the front room.
« Croatian »
vidik od ed's prazan jelo zdjela. On je uvijek hranjen from malolitražan zdjela in prednja strana soba.
vista with ed's wasteful meal vessel. Him had constantly fed from a small vessel in head chamber.
Nice shirts like you!