There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
一度prickがあった従って長く彼がそれを吸うことができるNantucketから人あった。 彼はにやにや笑いと私の耳がcunt彼が彼の顎を拭いたと同時に言った、私はそれと性交してもよい。
The person it was from Nantucket which was one time prick and therefore he can inhale that long. He said that the grinningly laughing my ear cunt he wiped that jaw, simultaneously, I may have sexual intercourse that.
by Bob Smith
There is nothing that you can do that I have not already done to myself.
Der er ikke noget at jer kunne lave at Jeg har ikke allerede gennemstegt hen til selv.
There's no that you could get that I've no as early as well-done to themselves.
hello my friends, would you care for a soda?
ciao i miei amici, vi preoccupereste per una soda?
hello my friends, you would worry yourselves for a hard one?
we're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do i
we're nijedan stranac voleti te knotkle određeni član pravilo i tako činiti ja
we're neither alien care you know the formula and so act I
Thi is my dick, he in very happy to see you.
Thi是我的侦探，他非常愉快的看您。
Thi is my spying, he very happy looks at you.
by Luka
You are an incredibly beautiful woman. Would you join me for a drink?
Είστε απίστευτα όμορφη γυναίκα. Θα με ενώνατε για ένα ποτό;
You are incredibly beautiful woman. Me you would link for a drink?
flip flop
fanda nemotornì se pohybovat
mustard lob
Hello i would like to lift your top up
여보세요 나는 가득 부어 넣는다 당신을 들고 싶으면
Woman bond swells full and you and holds when
To be or not to be!
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭!
The survival destroys!
by niko
My dog and me took a long walk this morning. After that, I had a cup of coffee and she had a dish of her favourite dog food.
Il miei cane e me hanno richiesto ad una camminata lunga questa mattina. Dopo quello, ho avuto una tazza di caffè ed ha avuta un piatto del suo alimento di cane favorito.
My dog and I have demanded to a long walk this morning. After that one, I have had a coffee cup and has had a plate of its food of favorite dog.
by Anke
