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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Please, clean up after your dog.
« Italian »
Per favore, pulisca dopo il vostro cane.
Please, it cleans up after your dog.
In this complicated and ineffable universe, it is important to remember the simple things in life.
« Korean »
이 복잡한 말로 표현할 수 없는 우주에서는, 생활에 있는 간단한 것을 기억하는 것이 중요하다.
Important from the outer space will not be able to express at the end which is this complexity to remember the fact that is simple is to life.
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country
« Japanese »
あなたの国があなたのためにすることができるものあなたの国のためにすることができるものをない尋ねなさい
There are no, ask any which can make because of thing your country which your country can make because of you
by monkei
There is no place like home!
« Icelandic »
There er neitun staður eins og heimili!
There is repulse stead as though home!
if i wash my dick, will you suck it?
« Slovenian »
èe jaz oprati svoj vohun , hoteti vi vpijanje to?
whether yours truly whitewash your spy , yammer you suck this?
May I sniff your panties?
« Russian »
May я обнюхать ваши трусы?
May I to sniff your cowards?
I love to make funny faces around mixed company. It is enjoyable to see their facial reactions.
« Serbian »
JA ljubav da izvrši smešan lica okolo miješan društvo. To 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu za uživanje za vidjeti njihov facijalni otpor.
I fondness to effect amusing pogled about mixed community. It 3. wis with IT BE from present enjoyable after lift up the eyes their facial antagonism.
i like to eat orange vegetables, just not carrots.
« Japanese »
私はオレンジ野菜、ちょうどないにんじんを食べるのを好む。
I the orange vegetable, like the fact that the carrot which exactly is not eaten.
I think this is a bullshit
« Korean »
나는 이것이 허풍다는 것을 생각한다
I this exaggeration think that wears out
Bacon and eggs for breakfast would be lovely, dear.
« Japanese »
朝食のためのベーコン・エッグは美しい、貴重。
The bacon egg for breakfast is beautiful, valuable.
by Martin
Nice shirts like you!