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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You're really pretty. Wanna go grab a coffee?
« Latin »
You're vere pulchellus. Wanna vado carpo a capulus?
You're truly pretty. Wanna go to pluck a coffin?
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Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
« Welsh »
'n bob chyngaws has chychwïor a ar gyfer adwaith.
' heartburn each lawsuit ace like I go for reaction.
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To be or not to be, that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to — 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life, For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch[1] and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.[2]
« Spanish »
To be or not to be, that one is the question; If ' tis more noble in the mind to undergo the slings and the arrows of the indignante fortune, or to take the arms against a sea from hardships, and opposing, finish them. In order to die, to sleep; Not more; and by a dream to say we were finished to the anguish and the thousand natural shocks that the meat is inheriting - ' tis consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. In order to die, to sleep; In order to sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, is the frotación, stops in that dream of the death what dreams can come, when we have mixed ourselves of this mortal coil, must give pause us. There is the respect that makes calamity of so long life, for whom bear you whip them and badly despises of time, of Th'oppressor, contumelia of the proud man, the jabs of the scorned love, the law it delays, insolence of the office, and despises that patient merit of takings th'unworthy, when it itself can be that its death of grace does with bodkin bare? who fardels takes, to gruñir and to sweat underneath a tired life, but of that one the pavor something after the death, the country without discovering that from Bourn no traveller we return, we disturbed the will, and we do that something we took those diseases to have fly to which we know no? Thus the conscience makes to cowardly of us all, and the native tonality of the resolution is thus sicklied óer with the pale mold of the thought, and the companies of great pitch[1 ] and the moment with this respect that their currents give return bad, and lose the name of action.[2
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My dick feels like it's on fire.
« Spanish »
My dick feels as he burns.
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I really don't know what to do!
« Turkish »
I gerçekten sakin bilmek ne -e doğru yapmak!
I truly stationary know not had straight do!
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Holy crap, that is the craziest shit I've ever seen!
« Russian »
Holiest is buckwheat, then there will be by the craziest shit, I is which it always saw!
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Would you like to give me a blowjob?
« Croatian »
Would you like this subsidence myself wipe?
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I have curly hair.
« Korean »
나는 곱슬머리가 있다.
I is a curly hair.
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are you kidding me?
« Korean »
너는 나를 농담을 하고 있는가?
It spreads out and the joke which will carry it sends?
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Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one.
« Icelandic »
Áður ÉG borða flís , ÉG verða að líta inn the poki fyrir a fullkominn einn.
Theretofore I eat tile , I have to call in the sack pay lip service to a whole-hearted single.
Nice shirts like you!