If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
Εάν Harry Potter' το s τόσο μαγικό, γιατί λοξοτομήστε αυτός θεραπεύει την όρασή του και παίρνει τοποθετημένο. Ένας εφηβικός παλληκάρι δεν πρέπει να χρειαστεί ένα σκουπόξυλο για να προσκολληθεί επάνω.
If Harry Potter&? #039 s so much magic, because [loxotomiste] this cures his sight and it takes placed. One adolescent lad should not need a broomstick in order to it is attached above.
Hello. My name is the best person in the whole wide world which is what makes me awesome.
你好。 我的名字是的整体宽世界的最佳的人什么使我令人敬畏。
Hello. My name is the entire body width world's best person anything causes me to be formidable.
I have 5 bicycles, but only 3 of which I currently ride.
私に3つだけが私現在乗る5台の自転車があるが。
There are 5 bicycles where just three my presently rides in me but.
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I jizzed in my pants.
Quando Bruce Willis estava inoperante no fim do sexto sentido, eu jizzed em minhas calças.
When Bruce Willis was inoperative in the end of the sixth direction, I jizzed in my pants.
by Nate
drop your gun!
ddefnynna 'ch chyflegr!
I drop ' dogs gun!
by Lau Chet Hong
If you say homework isn't a waste of time, you are wasting you're life on something very unimportant.
宿題isn'を言えば; t時間の無駄、you'を無駄にしている; 重要でない何かの再生命非常に。
Assignment isn& If you say the #039; Wastefulness and you& of t time; The #039 is made wasteful; Some re-life which is not important very.
by Chizubaga
Would you please scratch my rooster. It has a rash and loves it when you rub him.
Vous svp rayeriez mon coq. Il a une éruption et des amours il quand vous le frottez.
You please rayeriez my cock. It has an eruption and loves it when you rub it.
I hope that my father does not hate me after my bad grades
私は私の父が私の悪い等級の後で私を憎まないことを望む
I desire the fact that I am not hated after the class where my father me is bad
I have got big boobs
我有大蠢材
I have the big idiot
