This is the exact problem with online instant translation services, they appear to never comprehend entire sentences.
Αυτό είναι το ακριβές πρόβλημα με τις σε απευθείας σύνδεση στιγμιαίες μεταφραστικές υπηρεσίες, εμφανίζονται να κατανοούν ποτέ τις ολόκληρες προτάσεις.
This is the precise problem with in direct connection instant translational services, is presented they comprehend never the entire proposals.
a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
장시간 전에 안으로 은하 멀리, 아주 저쪽에
Before long time the galaxy far, quite in inside in over there
double negatives are never fun
二重陰性は決して楽しみではない
The duplication negativity never is not the pleasure
I was wondering if a lovely young man like you would be willing to join me for an invigorating cup of tea.
JÁ was divení se -li jeden krásný mladík do téže míry tebe chtěl bych být ochotný až k spojit mne do neurč. člen osvěžit číše of čaj.
SELF was wondering li a neat stripling like you would subsist accommodating to merge me up neurč. member sweeten goblet of tea.
by Maria
the people on the roof will eat your food
屋顶的人民将吃您的食物
The roof people will eat your food
Feed the cat with a mouse and you will get lots of money!
Hranjenje mačka sa mišem i te htijenje dobiti puno od novac!
Nutrition cat with a mouse plus these volition profit a lot with money!
by Herc
please do not feed the fish
þóknast gera ekki fæða the fiskur
satisfy do not give birth to the fishy
My dick is a lot bigger than yours!
Mein Dick ist viel größer als Ihr!
My thick is much larger than it!
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!
Giska á hvaða?! ÉG got a hiti , og the eini fyrirskipun. er fleiri týtuber!
Giska á river ;fn)?! I litter a temperature , and the sole prescription. is further mountain cranberry!
by Rick
I usually kill cockroaches with my shoe
私は通常私の靴を持つゴキブリを殺す
I kill the cockroach which usually has my shoes