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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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it tickles people's bottoms when they sit on massage chairs
« Japanese »
それはpeople'をくすぐる; sはそれらがマッサージの椅子で置かれると底を付ける
As for that people& The accomplice which the #039 the [ku] is done; s when those are put with the chair of massage, attaches the bottom
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i am going to evacuate my bowels
« Chinese (traditional) »
我撤出我的腸
I withdraw my intestines
by matt horan
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My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw. I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
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Should I dance like a slut?‎
« Portuguese »
Devo eu dançar como um slut?
Must I dance I eat one slut?
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
« Korean »
물림쇠Norris은 아기 예수에게 그가 죽을 까지 그가 그와 나른, 수염의 선물을 준 제 4 현명한 사람 이었다. 다른 3명의 현명한 사람은 예수가 물림쇠 선물에게 보인 특혜에의해 격노하게 하고, 그에게 성경의 다 써버려 달라고 하 도록 배열되었다. 모든 3개은 신비했던의 빨리 후에 원형 기관차고 걷어찬다 관계있는 상해를 죽었다.
Staple Norris he will die until him with him carries in baby Jesus, 4th he gives the futures of the beard it was a person who is wise. The person who different 3 people is wise did to rage Jesus by the preference which is visible in the staple futures, the bible it threw away all bitterly in him and it requested and the low atlas it was arranged. All 3 things mystery it did quickly after the circular locomotive, died the injury which is the relationship which kicks hard.
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
« Croatian »
Ja ne mogu popipati bilo koji žena novčarka iz straha ona svibanj imati baciti Internet na narodni kupaonica pod.
I can't touch whichever woman wallet for fear she May have throw away IT at an public toilet under.
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Happy birthday.
« Japanese »
誕生日おめでとう。
You question with the your birthday め.
by James A. Calwell III
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Happy Valentine's Day!
« Italian »
Giorno Del Valentine Felice!
Day Of Being worth Some Happy!
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Santa Claus
« Serbian »
Djed Mraz
Grandpapa Bleakness
by betaiotamu
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Do you want to fuck my pussy?
« Turkish »
yapmak sen istemek -e doğru sikişmek benim kedi?
do you wish for had straight fuck my cat?
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