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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I want to meet god
« Serbian »
JA oskudica za sresti Bog
I dearth after encounter God
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I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I'll never know.
« Korean »
나는 수의와 가진 약속이 있다. 그 말이 닥터에 어울린 방법, I' ll는 결코 알지 않으며다.
I with veterinarian is promise which has. The method where the end matches in doctor, I' ll does not know assuredly and not to be is.
by Stephen
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You taste like chicken.
« Croatian »
These taste like the Chicago.
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I wish I had a boyfriend. To have someone to kiss or to hold would be superb. Someone to cuddle with at night in bed. Someone to hug. I just want someone so bad.
« Japanese »
I desire the fact that it is the boyfriend in me. It kisses, or the thing helix which has who whom it should grasp it seems. Who whom you hold in the night of bed and close? Who whom it should embrace? I think that we want exactly bad someone so.
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Laugh my fucking ass off?
« German »
Lachen Sie meinen verdammt Esel weg?
Laugh do you mean condemns donkeys away?
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fuck your mother
« Spanish »
coja a su madre
it takes to its mother
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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
« Italian »
quanto legno potrebbe un mandrino di legno del mandrino se un mandrino di legno potesse bloccare il legno nel mandrino
how much wood could a mandrel of wood of the mandrel if a wood mandrel could block the wood in the mandrel
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I once met a magical unicorn named charlie.
« Icelandic »
ÉG einu sinni met a dularfullur einhyrningur nafndagur svikahrappur.
I one time record a weird unicorn nameday rogue.
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A sack of shit
« Latin »
A depopulatio of shit
A pillaging of shit
by Satyr
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Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
« Czech »
Whoever hold skit tonight. Whoever Wangle Shred tonight.
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