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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Beam me up Scotty.
« Croatian »
Zraka mene gore Škotski.
Light myself up Scotch.
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I have heart burn
« Japanese »
私に胸やけがある
There is a chest self-abandonment in me
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I wish I had a boyfriend. To have someone to kiss or to hold would be superb. Someone to cuddle with at night in bed. Someone to hug. I just want someone so bad.
« Japanese »
I desire the fact that it is the boyfriend in me. It kisses, or the thing helix which has who whom it should grasp it seems. Who whom you hold in the night of bed and close? Who whom it should embrace? I think that we want exactly bad someone so.
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Butt sex with a nun
« Hungarian »
Fag-end not val one cloistress
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When the music is too noisy I cover my ears with my hands.
« Japanese »
When music me excessively being loud, cover my ear by my hand.
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Live is crap. My boyfriend is absurd and ghastly.
« Welsh »
Buchedda ydy crap. 'm boyfriend ydy 'n afresymol a ghastly.
I live he is being hold. ' ores boyfriend he is being ' heartburn unreasonable I go ghastly.
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George Bush is a compassionate conservative
« Latin »
George Frutex est a pius conservative
Agricultural Shrub is a dutiful conservative
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Time for sex
« Japanese »
性の時間
Characteristic time
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I love to eat monkies. Will you market my hemp castles?
« Japanese »
I love the fact that monkies is eaten. Is the castle of my flax sold?
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
« Chinese (simplified) »
地狱hath 没有愤怒象妇女蔑视。
The hell hath not angry elephant woman despises.
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