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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I accidentally swallowed my iPhone.
« Hungarian »
ÉN véletlenül fecske az én -m iPhone.
AM I incidental swallow my m iPhone.
Do not dry your cat in the microwave oven.
« Icelandic »
Gera ekki þurr þinn köttur í the örbylgjuofn.
Do not waterless thy puss into the microwave oven.
Who ate my chicken?
« Latin »
Quisnam ate meus pullus?
Quidnam ate my young?
Imagine Figure Skater
« Japanese »
フィギュアスケート選手想像しなさい
The figure skating player imagine
it looks like a cheeseball you fool, not a grapefruit.
« Japanese »
それはあなたがだますcheeseball、ないグレープフルーツのように見える。
That is visible cheeseball which you deceive, like the grapefruit which is not.
Gee, It Sure Is Boring Around Here. My Boy, This Peace Is What All True Warriors Strive For. I Just Wonder What Ganons Up To.
« Japanese »
Geeのそれはこの辺に本当に退屈している。 私の男の子、この平和はすべての本当の戦士が努力するもののためにである。 私はちょうどどんなGanonsまでか疑問に思う。
That of Gee is boring to here truly. My boy, this peace is because of those where all true soldiers endeavor. I exactly to some Ganons, think in doubt.
I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane.
« German »
Ich bin Kranker dieser motherfucking Schlangen, auf dieser motherfucking Fläche.
I am patient of these motherfucking queues, on this motherfucking surface.
Point and laugh, kid, because he is about to do something stupid. Point and laugh.
« Dutch »
Punt en lach, jong geitje, omdat hij op het punt staat stom iets te doen. Punt en lach.
Point and laughs, young young she-goat, because he stands do something on the point stupidly. Point and laughs.
I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, did he fire five shots back there or only six? Well to tell you the truth i lost count myself in all the excitement. But seeing how this is a forty four magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself something. Am I feeling lucky? Well do you, punk?
« Korean »
나는 당신이 생각하고 있는 무슨을 알고 있다. 당신, 그는 후에 발사했는가 5개의 총알을 거기 또는 단지 6 생각하고 있는가? 우물 사실대로 말하자면 모든 흥분에서 나는 조사를 나 자신 잃었다. 그러나 이것이 대작 44개 어떻게인지 보아서, 세계에 있는 가장 강력한 권총은 당신의 머리를 치워낸다, 당신 무언가를 물어야 한다 불 것입니다. 운이 좋습니까 느껴 나는 인가? 우물은 당신 의 쏘시개 나무?
I am thinking your this, knows. Are you and him that place or 6 only thinking 5 bullets which fires after? If well factual as the flaw which rolls up my oneself lost an investigation from all excitation. This will see 44 great works to be how. but, the pistol which is most there is in the world powerful will remove your head and, your silence will split and is a fire thing must ask the stamp which Is the fortune feels and good authorizes? The well shoots you, the dog tree?
by Bub Moozey
Come with me if you want to live.
« Serbian »
Dogoditi se s mene da te oskudica za živ.
Befall with me yes you dearth after alert.
Nice shirts like you!