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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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your mother is so fat, the doctor recommended a low calorie, high exercise diet to reduce the risk of cardiac arrest at an older age
« Russian »
ваша мать поэтому сало, доктор порекомендовал низкий уровень - калорию, высокое диетпитание тренировки для уменьшения риска остановки сердечной деятельности на престарелый возраст
your mother therefore fat, doctor recommended low level - calorie, high diet of training for decreasing the risk of the stoppage of heart activity to the aged age
Jesus always had a pumpkin pie in his pocket.
« Romanian »
Jesus always had un pumpkin plăcintă înăuntru lui buzunar.
Jesus always had an pumpkin waffle in him pocket.
by Kelley
Hello Penguins! We have seen tons of you at the Gift Shop picking up the new expedition gear. The Rescue Squad items are back, too! We would love to hear what you think about the new items... and about how you are getting ready to explore the mountain! Let us know in the comments. In other news: Some of you have been asking how you customize your Stamp Book. Look for the Pencil icon in the bottom right corner of your screen. Click the Pencil to change the way your Stamp Book looks! Until then...Waddle on! -Club Penguin Team
« Japanese »
こんにちはペンギン! 私達は新しい探険ギヤを取るギフトショップであなたのトンに会った。 救助の分隊項目は、余りにもどって来る! 私達は山を探検するいかにについて準備をしているか新しい項目について…考えるものを聞きたいと思い、! 私達にコメントで知らせなさい。 他のニュース: あなた方のうちの何人かはずっとあなたの切手帳をいかにカスタマイズするか尋ねている。 あなたのスクリーンの右下隅の鉛筆アイコンを捜しなさい。 あなたの切手帳が見る方法を変えるために鉛筆をかちりと鳴らしなさい! その時まで…よたよた歩き! -ペンギンのチームを協力させなさい
Today penguin! We met to your ton with the gift shop which takes the new expedition gear. Squad item of rescue comes returning excessively! As for us it prepares the mountain is explored how concerning about new item…You think that we would like to inquire about those which you think! Inform us with comment. Other news: You have asked no person inside you directly how it customizes your stamp register. Search the pencil idea contest in lower right-hand corner of your screen. The dust sound the pencil in order to change the method your stamp register seeing! To that time…It is, it is walking! - The team of the penguin cooperate
by Whoa
A skunk's anal gland produces a vile odor that is hard to get rid of.
« Danish »
EN skunk's analog kirtel producerer en nederdrægtig odor det vil sige skrap hen til komme af med.
A skunk's analogous gland produces a villainously odor ie sticky to get rid of.
Climb every mountain follow every stream
« Italian »
Arrampichi ogni montagna seguono ogni flusso
Every mountain scrambles up follows every flow
red, red, wine. REDRUM is the inverse of murder, therefore, if you murder somone, then drink red rum, they will reanimate as a zombie that will do your bidding.
« German »
rot, rot, Wein. REDRUM ist das Gegenteil des Mordes folglich wenn Sie somone ermorden, dann trinkt roten Rum, sie reanimate als Zombie, der Ihr Bieten tut.
red, red, wine. TALKING RUM is the opposite of the murder therefore if you murder somone, then reanimate drinks red rum, them as Zombie, which does your offering.
by Drew
I have to go to statistics class soon. The teacher is kind of awkward.
« Slovenian »
morati iti k statistika sloj zgodaj. učnik je milosten od okoren.
to have to walk up IV statistics strata timely. teacher there is kind with woodenly.
a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse
« Danish »
en hest , en hest , mig konge nemlig en hest
a horse , a horse , me king that is to say a horse
Take A Dirty Picture For Me
« Korean »
저를 위한 더러운 사진을 찍으십시오
Respect me and take the dirty picture
by Loio :D
I enjoy swimming. What is your favorite stroke?
« German »
Ich genieße zu schwimmen. Was ist Ihr Lieblingsanschlag?
I enjoy swimming. What is your favourite attack?
Nice shirts like you!