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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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When my mother asked me if I wanted to eat a banana while I was wearing a tutu, I declined and asked for a pineapple instead.
« Icelandic »
Hvenær minn móðir skáhallur mig ef ÉG vilja til borða a banani á meðan ÉG var þreytandi a ballettpils , ÉG hnignun og skáhallur fyrir a ananas í staðinn.
When my mother slanting myself maybe I chance eat a banana meanwhile I var weary a tutu , I decline and slanting pay lip service to a pineapple instead.
Happy Thanksgiving!
« Welsh »
'n ddedwydd Ddiolch!
' heartburn happy Thank!
I sent you a text message with that info
« Latin »
EGO sent vos a text nuntius per ut info
I sent you a woven fabric messenger very when to dig in
how much wood would a woodchuck dhuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
« Japanese »
ウッドチャックが木をチャックで取り付けることができればどの位木がウッドチャックのdhuckか
If the woodchuck can install the wood with the chuck, which rank wood dhuck of the woodchuck?
Beer: It kicks ass!
« Portuguese »
Cerveja: Retrocede o burro!
Beer: The donkey retrocedes!
You shall taste my big ugly whip
« Japanese »
私の大きく醜い鞭を味わう
The rod where I am scurvy largely is tasted
We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal, that they are endwoed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, among these life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
« Japanese »
私達は自明であるためにこれらの真実を保持する: すべての人は作成された同輩、それ彼らであることこれらのの中のある特定の譲渡できない権利の彼らの創作者によって、幸福の生命、自由および追求endwoed。
We keep these truths because it is self-explanatory: All people were drawn up and with their originators of the right not to be able to transfer a certain specification in these of the thing which is the same 輩, that they, the life of happiness, freedom and pursuit endwoed.
Your anus smells. Do you mind if I lick it?
« Russian »
Ваши запахи anus. Вы помните если я лижу его?
Your smells of anus. You do remember if I I do lick him?
It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. I'm gonna take my clothes off.
« Swedish »
Den er får het här , så ta bort all din klä. JAG får så het. Jag er gonna ta min klä bort.
It's sheep hot here , so go away all your dress. SELF sheep so hot. I'm gonna take mine dress away.
I want to put my penis in your mouth in your ass then back into your mouth.
« Japanese »
私はあなたの口に再びあなたのろばのあなたの口に私の陰茎をそして置きたいと思う。
I think that in your mouth again and we would like to put in place my penis in your mouth of your donkey.
Nice shirts like you!