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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen., But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, You could even say it glows. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names; They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, You'll go down in history."
« Czech »
Tebe vŘdŘt Blatník a Tanečník a Skok a Hašteřivá ženská , Kometa a Chamtivost a Donder a Blesková válka , Aby ne činit tebe odvolání Člen určitý nejčetnější pověstný sob of celek? Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob Mněl jsem jeden dokonalý blýskavý nos , A -li tebe jakkoli pila ono , Tebe could dokonce říci ono být rozpálen. Celek of nedávno sob Zvyklý čemu být veselý a čerpat jemu jména ; Ona nikdy dovolit bezvýznamný Rudolph Utkat se jakýkoliv sob hráč. Někdy jeden mlhavý Štědrý den , Santa came až k říci : Rudolph s tvůj nos asi tolik blýskavý , Nebude tebe být průvodčím má saně dnes večer? " Někdy jak? člen určitý sob Amor jemu Ačkoliv ona pokřikovat mimo s radost , Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob , You'll klesnout v ceně do dějiny "
You know Mudguard plus Skipper plus Spring plus Vixen , Comet plus Cupidity plus Donder plus Thunderbolt war , Lest amount you withdrawals The most notorious reindeer of a total of? Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer Had a sublime tawdry nose , PLUS li you somehow saw yon , You inch even say yon glow. A total of of newly reindeer Used to laugh plus tank him names ; She never allow unsubstantial Redskin Skirmish whatsoever reindeer sportsman. Sometimes a nebulous Nativity Santa came to say : Redskin with yours nose thereabouts tawdry , Won't you guide has slider tonight? " Sometimes as forth as? the reindeer Love him Not but that she whoop without with joy , Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer You'll go down up history "
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
« Hungarian »
Well I'll be jocko avuncular!
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My birthday is my favourite day of the entire year! I love having a great big birthday bash with my mates and my family.
« Serbian »
Moj rođendan 3. lice od TO BE u prezentu moj ljubimac danje svetlo nad određeni član cio godina! JA ljubav imajući jedan velik velik rođendan paša s moj drug pa moj familija.
My birthday 3. wis with IT BE from present my darling day on the whole year! I fondness having a whooper whooper birthday herbage with my mate and my family.
by Rachel Benn
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my pussy cat is very furry.
« Portuguese »
my cat of the pussy is very furry.
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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
« French »
Me pardonnez-vous, avez-vous un Poupon gris ?
Do you forgive me, have you a gray Baby in-arms?
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oh, fuck!
« Korean »
Sexual intercourse of Ohio!
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Are you a complete crackpot?!
« Serbian »
Biti te jedan potpun luckast čovjek?!
Subsist you a complete crank?!
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i can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
« Spanish »
puedo tocar la guitarra como un alboroto de mierda de la madre
I know to touch the guitar like an excrement uproar of the mother
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Hi. Do you have the time?
« Japanese »
こんにちは。時間があるか。
Today. Is there a time?
by Agnes
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What fun to watch a computer screw the pooch.
« Japanese »
Pooch what kind of pleasure where the computer observes at that it tightens with the screw.
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