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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
what, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn batman!
« Chinese (simplified) »
什么,是您密集的? 您被减速或某事? 谁您认为我是? I' m该死的马弁!
What, is you are crowded? You are decelerated or something? Whose you did think that I am? I' m should die body guard!
Drugs
« Welsh »
chyfferiau, chyffuriau, cyfferiau, cyffuriau, feddyglynnoedd, gyfferiau, gyffuriau, meddyglynnoedd, nghyfferiau, nghyffuriau
ingredients , ingredients , ingredients , ingredients , medicines , ingredients , ingredients , medicines , ingredients , ingredients
by James A. Calwell III
During anal sex with an armadillo, the deformed zebra shouted at the top of his voice.
« Japanese »
アルマジロが付いているアナルセックスの間に、変形させたシマウマは彼の声の上で叫んだ。
During the anal sex where the armadillo has been attached, the zebra which it makes become deformed shouted with respect to that voice.
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
« Turkish »
su kuyusu I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık ruh , belgili tanımlık horoz , belgili tanımlık kedi , belgili tanımlık küçük -in a kadın sırt , belgili tanımlık idam eğmek top , yüksek fiber , iyi sonlandırmak , adl. şu belgili tanımlık roman -in Susan Sontag are kendi - müsamaha overrated bok. I inanmak Lee hasat Oswald acted tek başına. I inanmak orada -meli -e doğru var olmak a hukuk devleti değişiklik kanun kaçağı Astroturf ve belgili tanımlık tayin hitter. I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık tatlı yer , yumuşak - göbek pornografi , açılış senin armağan Noel sabah tercihan --dan Noel arife ve I inanmak içinde uzun , yavaş , derin , yumuşak , ıslak öpmek adl. şu son üç yaşam
well I believe in the soul , the cock , the cat , the small den a woman back , the execution bend ball , high fibreglass , good scotch , many. that the novel den Thirsty Sontag are self indulgence overrated excrement. I believe Lee reaping Oswald acted alone. I believe there meli had straight exist a constitutional alteration outlaw Astroturf and the appointment hitter. I believe in the sweet earth , soft navel pornography , opening thine present Christmas morning rather dan Christmas eve and I believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kiss many. that end three life
The president will fail
« Japanese »
大統領は失敗する
The president fails
by Bjorn B'Dynn
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
« Finnish »
Tokko i-kirjain mainittu te had ihana aine , te estää se vastaan we?
If I - LETTER said you had glorious stuff , you hold it versus me?
speak to the wind
« Croatian »
govoriti to Windows
talk this The Windows
by katy
I want to put my penis in your mouth
« Japanese »
私はあなたの口に私の陰茎を置きたいと思う
I think that we would like to put my penis on your mouth,
Never gonna give you up
« Welsh »
Erioed gonna anrhega 'ch i fyny
Ever gonna I present ' dogs up
I'm going to go to the animal shelter, and I am going to buy you a kitty cat. I am going to let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then one dark night I am going to sneak into your house and punch you in the face.
« Dutch »
I' m dat naar de dierlijke schuilplaats gaat gaan, en ik ga u een potkat kopen. Ik ga u laten in liefde met die potkat vallen. En dan één donkere nacht ga ik in uw huis heimelijk nemen en u slaan in het gezicht.
I' m. that to animal shelter goes to go, and I will buy you a pot cat. I will fall you to let in love with that pot cat. And then one dark night will I in your house surreptitiously take and beat you in the face.
Nice shirts like you!