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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Monkey butts are made up of magical unicorns. They can also be seen from outer space if you are a klondike bar.
« Korean »
원숭이 개머리판쇠는 마술 unicorns로 위로 만든다. 그들은 또한 우주에서 당신이 klondike 막대기인 경우에 보일 수 있다.
The monkey butt comfort makes with magic unicorns. They also are these klondike sticks of you from outer space and there is a possibility of being visible in case.
You will do what every self-respecting woman does: lay on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags!
« Japanese »
あらゆる自尊心がある女性がすることをする: あなたの背部に置き、イエス・キリストをあなたのかかとを指し、そしてハンドバッグについて考えなさい!
It does that the woman who has all pride does: Place in your back section, yes Christ point to your heel, think and concerning the handbag!
big bang
« Welsh »
'n fawr chlepia
' heartburn large I clap
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
« Norwegian »
Erfaring er en praktfull ting. Den setter i stand til du å anerkjenne en feil når du lage den atter.
Experience am a grand gear. It enables you to acknowledge a blemish as you brew it again.
john keys
« Serbian »
zahod tipke
lavatory key
by Taryn
Don't talk to strangers.
« Welsh »
Gwisga t siarad â ddieithriaid.
I dress tower speak to strangers.
I would like to stick my penis inside you
« Japanese »
私はあなたの中の私の陰茎を付けることを望む
I desire the fact that my penis in you is attached
I found the cure for cancer!
« Danish »
JEG oprette den læge nemlig kræft!
I conclude the surgeon that is to say cancer!
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Chinese (simplified) »
在您的阴道您要不要我投入我的阴茎?
You want me in yours vagina to invest my penis?
when in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
« Danish »
hvor i løbet af human begivenheder sig bliver nødvendig nemlig sig folk hen til ophæve den politisk sporgruppe hvilke nyde sammenhængende sig hos en anden og hen til overtage imellem den beføjelser i den forbinde med jorden , den selvstændig og lig station hvorhen den Love i Art og i Art God berettige sig , en ordentlig henseende hen til den skøn i menneskene behøver at de burde tilkendegive den anledninger hvilke tilskynde sig hen til den adskillelse.
where in human events themselves proves requisite that is to say themselves they to abate the political band which receive consecutive themselves by another and to take on between the rights to the earth , the self-contained and alias station where the Rules to Breed and to Breed Good entitle themselves , a nice respect to the estimate to man requires that they ought intimate the reasons which incite themselves to the separation.
Nice shirts like you!