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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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« Dutch »
onverwachte pop ritselen
unexpected headstock rustles
I shot Dick Cheney, but I did not shoot the deputy
« Italian »
Ho sparato a Dick Cheney, ma non ho sparato al delegato
I have talked nonsense to Dick Cheney, but I have not talked nonsense to the delegate
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
I bought a new computer and it does not function correct and now I am going to take it back.
« Latin »
EGO bought a novus computer quod is does non muneris rectus quod iam EGO sum iens sumo is tergum.
I bought a novel calculation and this does not service straight and now I to be going to take this back.
To be or not to be!
« Chinese (traditional) »
生存还是毁灭!
The survival destroys!
by niko
Women and Men eat breakfast in bed.
« Danish »
Kvinder og Mandskab indtage morgenmad i leje.
Women and Crew capture breakfast to rent.
There is no place like home!
« Chinese (simplified) »
没有象家的地方!
Has not looked like family's place!
When ever I see your face I cry a single tear
« Welsh »
Pryd bob amser Canfydda 'ch gwynebu Chria a 'n ddibriod ddragia
Meal always I See ' dogs face I Cry I go ' heartburn unmarried I drag
Slap!
« Korean »
철석 때림!
Season three hitting!
by thathquatch
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Dutch »
Houd me dichter uiterst kleine danser. Tel de koplampen op de weg. Bepaal me in bladen van linnen. U had vandaag een bezige dag
Me keeps dense extremely small dancer. Tel the head lamps on the way. Stipulate me in bladen of linnen. YOU had today a busy day
by Kat
Nice shirts like you!