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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Why so serious?
« Hungarian »
Miért tehát súlyos?
Why ergo massive?
Never put a rooster between two pussycats, unless you want a mess
« French »
Ne mettez jamais un coq entre deux minous, à moins que vous vouliez un désordre
Never put a cock between two pussies, unless you want a disorder
by Joy
That would be harsher punishment for parole violators. And world peace.
« Spanish »
Ése sería un castigo más áspero para los violadores de libertad condicional. Y paz del mundo.
That one would be a rougher punishment for the rapists of conditional freedom. And peace of the world.
You light up my life.
« Serbian »
Te sjaj moj život.
You polish my existence.
by Troy
Leave it to "The Simpsons" to kick off Holy Week with a zinger.
« Latin »
Licentia is ut " Simpsons " ut kick off Sanctus Week per a zinger.
License this when Simpsons " when kick off Holy Week very a zinger.
Hello. My name is the best person in the whole wide world which is what makes me awesome.
« Chinese (simplified) »
你好。 我的名字是的整体宽世界的最佳的人什么使我令人敬畏。
Hello. My name is the entire body width world's best person anything causes me to be formidable.
Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
« Korean »
미덕 자비로운 중대한 야망이 큰 사람
Virtue the whacker the ambition which is merciful serious
I require three large bundles of tiny bars of hotel soap. Please fetch them for me.
« Japanese »
私はホテルの石鹸の小さい棒の3つの大きい束を要求する。 私のためのそれらを取って来なさい。
I require the bundle whose three of the sticks where the soap of the hotel is small is large. Those because of me are taken, do.
by Veloci-Rapture
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I jizzed in my pants.
« Portuguese »
Quando Bruce Willis estava inoperante no fim do sexto sentido, eu jizzed em minhas calças.
When Bruce Willis was inoperative in the end of the sixth direction, I jizzed in my pants.
by Nate
Feed the Fish Get a shirt!
« Filipino »
pakanin ang mangisda kumuha a umiwas!
feed the fish withdraw a shun!
by your mom
Nice shirts like you!