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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I have a problem with my constipation
« Serbian »
JA imati jedan problem s moj začepljenje
I have a puzzle with my clog
Sometimes I like to take long walks on the beach.
« Korean »
때때로 나는 바닷가에 긴 산책하고 싶다.
Is long from time to time in the seashore and takes a walk.
Hey, you want to get laid?
« Japanese »
ちょっと、置かれて得たいと思うか。
Just a little, being placed, profit you want?
When i dance on top of the parliament buildings, children throw seafood at me.
« Czech »
Kdy já tancovat dále hlava of člen určitý parlament budova , dítě formovat mořské jídlo při jídle.
When self dance next head of the parliament structure , infant shape seafood at table.
four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent
« German »
vor vier Kerbe und sieben Jahren unsere Väter hervorgebracht auf diesem Kontinent
before four notch and seven years our fathers brought out on this continent
can i ejaculate on your face?
« Korean »
나는 당신의 얼굴에 사정해서 좋은가?
I situation do in your face and?
your sex is on fire.
« Japanese »
あなたの性は火にある。
As for your characteristic there is a fire.
I have a hatred for smelly cabbage, and I will not eat green eggs and ham
« Japanese »
私は臭いキャベツのための憎悪を有し、緑の卵およびハムを食べない
I smell and possess the hatred for the cabbage, do not eat the egg or the ham of green
No, Luke. I am your father.
« Icelandic »
Neitun , Volgur. ÉG er þinn faðir.
Repulse , Tepid. I is thy sire.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. That is amore.
« Korean »
달이 큰 피자 파이 같이 당신의 눈을 명중할 때. 그것은 amore이다.
When the pizza pie where the month is big together hitting the target your eye. It is amore.
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