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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries
« Romanian »
al tãu mamã was un hamster ºi al tãu tatã smelt de elder berries
your mother was an anchovy and your father smelt from elder berries
Pussycat Dolls
« Slovenian »
gnojen puža
ulcerously doll
num num doodle bops
« Slovenian »
num num butec bops
num num zombie bops
I just took a huge shit.
« Japanese »
私はちょうど巨大なたわごとを取った。
I took every enormous hatchet [wa] exactly.
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
A penny saved is a penny earned.
« Korean »
저장된 페니는 벌린 페니이다.
The penny which is stored is the penny which opens.
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog Where no one notices the contrast of white on white And in between the moon and you the angels get a better view Of the crumbling difference between wrong and right I walk in the air between the rain through myself and back again Where? I dont know Maria says shes dying through the door I hear her crying Why? I dont know
« Japanese »
ステップは霧に正面玄関幻影を好む 誰も白の白の対照に気づかないところ そして月およびあなたの間に天使は間違ったと右の間で砕ける相違のよりよい概観を得る 私は自分自身を通って雨の間で空気で背部ところで再度歩き、か。 私は知らない 私が彼女の叫ぶことを聞くドアを通って死んでいるマリアはshesを言う なぜか。 私は知らない
As for step at the point where no one who likes front entryway illusion in the fog becomes aware in contrast of white of white and month and you between that you were wrong, me who obtain the outline where the difference which breaks between the right is better you passing by your, between the rain with the air to walk the angel for the second time at the back section place? As for me passing by the door which inquires about that me who do not know her you shout the Mary who has died is shes, why? I do not know
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« French »
" ; Messieurs ! Vous can' ; combat de t dedans ici ; c'est la salle "opérations renseignement" ! " ; - Dr. Strangelove
& quot; Sirs! You can& #039; T fights inside here; c' is the room " operations renseignement" ! & quot; - Dr. Strangelove
My dog and me took a long walk this morning. After that, I had a cup of coffee and she had a dish of her favourite dog food.
« Italian »
Il miei cane e me hanno richiesto ad una camminata lunga questa mattina. Dopo quello, ho avuto una tazza di caffè ed ha avuta un piatto del suo alimento di cane favorito.
My dog and I have demanded to a long walk this morning. After that one, I have had a coffee cup and has had a plate of its food of favorite dog.
by Anke
let me cum in your vagina
« Greek »
με αφήστε κυβικό μέτρο στον κόλπο σας
you leave me to cubic metre in your trick
Nice shirts like you!