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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I have a carving knife and a boning knife.
« Japanese »
私にナイフおよび骨を抜くナイフがある。
There is a knife and a knife which pulls out the bone in me.
Every time an online discussion resorts to a Hitler analogy, God wins!
« Japanese »
必ずオンライン議論はヒトラーの類似、神の勝利に依頼する!
Be sure to request online argument at the victory of Hitler resemblance and God!
Never put a rooster between two pussycats, unless you want a mess
« French »
Ne mettez jamais un coq entre deux minous, à moins que vous vouliez un désordre
Never put a cock between two pussies, unless you want a disorder
by Joy
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
« Welsh »
'r 'n chwim 'n frown cadno hysbonciau ar 'r 'n ddiog chi.
' group ' heartburn nimble ' heartburn brown fox jumps signs ' group ' heartburn lazy you.
I liked baked beans when I was a child, but now I am older, I much prefer sausages.
« Japanese »
私は私が子供だったが、今より古い、I大いに好むソーセージをときに焼かれた豆を好んだ。
I me was the child, but it is old from now, I the bean which is baked the sausage which is liked greatly the time was liked.
by Jamie
Penis
« Italian »
Pene
Pains
Okay, so today I ate a cheeseburger. It was a very delectable cheeseburger. It made my tastebuds tingle
« Japanese »
わかりました、そう今日私はチーズバーガーを食べた。 それは非常に素晴しいチーズバーガーだった。 それは私の味覚芽のうずきを作った
It was understood, so present I ate [chizubaga]. That was element clear forcing [chizubaga] very. That made the eddy coming of my taste bud
by Chizubaga
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
« Spanish »
Gatitos don' t tiene gusto de dicks, porque los gatitos consiguen cogidos por los dicks. Pero los dicks también cogen a assholes. Si usted don' t nos dejó coger a este asshole, we' ¡el re ir a hacer nuestros dicks y gatitos cubrir todo en mierda!
Kittens don' t has taste of dicks, because the kittens obtain taken by dicks. But dicks also takes assholes. If you don' t let take to us this asshole, we' re to go to make ours dicks and kittens cover everything in excrement!
don t talk to strangers
« Japanese »
他人にtの話を着なさい
Arrival do the story of t to others
I work in higher education.
« Czech »
JÁ přimísit vyšší instruktáž.
SELF admix superior education.
by David Minger
Nice shirts like you!