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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I had Sexual relations with your dog.
« Welsh »
Cawn 'n Rhywiol berthynasau ag 'ch chi.
We have ' heartburn Sexual relations with ' dogs you.
My head feels like a balloon waiting to be released into the freedom of the big blue sky.
« German »
Mein Kopf glaubt wie ein Ballon, der wartet, in die Freiheit des großen blauen Himmels freigegeben zu werden.
My head believes to be released like a balloon, which waits, into the freedom of the large blue sky.
by Irene
I love to eat fish.
« Finnish »
I-KIRJAIN lempiä jotta aterioida kalastaa.
I - LETTER love to eaten angle.
i skipped the stew, like you.
« Japanese »
私はあなたのようなシチューを、とばした。
I flew the stew like you.
by StupiDanger
How I shot web?
« Japanese »
私はいかに網を撃ったか。
Did I how shoot the net?
by Bert
I'm a lady! I like to do ladies' things, like attend the operettas and les ballets imaginaires.
« Czech »
I'm jeden dáma! JÁ do téže míry až k činit ladies' majetek , do téže míry léčit člen určitý opereta a les balet imaginaires.
I'm a queen! SELF like to amount ladies' wealth , like treat the operetta plus wood ballet imaginaires.
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
« Norwegian »
Jeg er lite teapot , kort og bastant.
I'm a little teapot , abrupt and categoric.
I fucked her then gave her a dirty sanchez
« Japanese »
私は彼女とそれから与えた彼女に汚れたサンチェスを性交した
As for me her the sun chess which becomes dirty in her who then is given it had sexual intercourse
First you must gather your Chi within yourself. Then you must expel your Chi forcefully in a directed blast. This is the Basic Furious Bomb of Distraction.
« Japanese »
最初にあなた自身の内のあなたのキーを集めなければならない。 それから指示された送風のあなたのキーを力強く排出しなければならない。 これは気晴らしの基本的な激烈な爆弾である。
First your key inside you yourself must be gathered. Then your key of the ventilation which is indicated is not discharged strongly. This is the basic violent bomb of recreation.
Barry Manilow The Greatest Songs of the Eighties Watch the Clip Here!
« Finnish »
Kasarmi Kiihko Erinomainen Laulelma -lta Kahdeksan Katsella Keritä Tähän!
Barracks Transport Splendid Tune from Eight Watch Clip Here!
by Joe W-M
Nice shirts like you!