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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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The name's Bond. James Bond
« Norwegian »
Facts appellation Band. But Band
by Jonathan
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i have a jewish nose and a spanish ass
« Japanese »
私にユダヤ人の鼻およびスペインのろばがある
There is a nose and the Spanish donkey of the Judean person in me
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Stop jumping around like you have no life!
« Japanese »
The life which you pass like you the fact that it jumps you do not have to stop,!
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What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.
« Latin »
Anyone to work blondes to work for foreplay? To take away by force its underwear.
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She had wandered down the dark alley for a scant few seconds, and then quickly scampered back into the opening. Above the sky a dark storm cloud lay menacingly.
« Chinese (traditional) »
她漫步在缺乏的黑暗的胡同下少量秒鐘,迅速然后疾走回到開頭。 在天空之上一個黑暗的动乱的预兆邪惡放置。
She strolls under the deficient darkness alley the few seconds, rapid then walks fast to return to begin. Above sky a dark turmoil omen evil laying aside.
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Sometimes all I want to do is have sex. Other times, I just want to lie under the blankets, warm and cozy and in love.
« Japanese »
時々私がしたいと思うすべては性を持つことである。 他の時間、私はちょうど毛布の下に、暖かくおよび居心地のよいですそして愛にありたいと思う。
Occasionally everything which you think that I would like to do, is to have characteristic. Other time, I exactly under the blanket, and atmosphere am good warmly, is and we would like there to be love.
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I can count to twelve while holding my breath.
« Welsh »
Alla chyfrif at 'n ddeuddeg blwc yn cadw 'm anadl.
I am being able reckon to ' heartburn twelve pluck keeping ' ores breath.
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Brain injury is NOT healthy!
« Turkish »
brain damage bkz. hi not healthy!
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I can has cheeseburger?
« Slovenian »
morem has s sirom in seckljanim zrezkom obložen kruhek?
I may has cheeseburger?
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Why don't you go and fuck yourself?
« French »
Pourquoi n'allez-vous pas vous baiser ?
Why won't you kiss you?
Nice shirts like you!