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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Fuck me, I'm dying!
« Chinese (traditional) »
與我性交, 我垂危!
With my sexual intercourse, I critically ill!
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Rarely is the question asked, "is our children learning?"
« Icelandic »
Seldom is the question slanting , " is our barn learning? "
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firm tofu
« Serbian »
concrete tofu
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Hey, if you're going to hit me, at least hit me harder than last time, you fucking pussy!
« French »
Hé, si you' ; aller re me frapper, au moins coup je plus durement la fois que passée, vous foutu chat !
He, if you& #039; to go Re me to strike, at least blow I hard the time than passed, you foutu cat!
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My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw. I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
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Should I dance like a slut?‎
« Portuguese »
Devo eu dançar como um slut?
Must I dance I eat one slut?
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Call me Randy.
« Filipino »
call me random.
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You're the man now, dog!
« Icelandic »
You're the man today , doggy!
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Hello, I love you, would you tell me your name?
« Korean »
Hello, B it will be extensive, it spreads out and it talks and and your name theyn in place me it loves?
by j1230xz
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I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
« Croatian »
Ja ne mogu popipati bilo koji žena novčarka iz straha ona svibanj imati baciti Internet na narodni kupaonica pod.
I can't touch whichever woman wallet for fear she May have throw away IT at an public toilet under.
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